In the spirit of the NCAA College Football fictitious National Chmpionship, the Rocky Bowl Comissioners have decided to adopt the following Rocky Bowl Poll to determine it's Champion. We believe this system wil inspire outrage in the Rocky Bowl Nation and we will hear comments from you on this BLOG. If we don't hear anything, we will assume nobody cares and we may have to shut the doors next year or trim back on invitees!
RBS Scorring System: In the event of a tie in scoring points, the tie will be broken by # of Wins + # of current year Blog Posts. With this scoring system in place, Kurt 'Half Time' Schlicker is the 2009 RBS Champion. Congratulations Wino!!!
Participant, Pts, Wins + Blog Posts
1 Kurt "Half Time" Schlicker, 407, 20 Wins + 3 posts (1 from Wife) = 23
2 Terry "My Kid Can Drive Eek" Hubbard, 407, 21 Wins + 1 posts = 22.
3 Nathan "Nate-a-lator" Schlicker, 403, 21
4 Mike "Imposter Zagman" Gaidos, 402, 24
5 Marion "Farmor Daughter" Inglis, 398, 23
Last, CJ 'Bulldog 43' Stafford (Yeah, I get my money back and the Toilet Bowl Seat!!!)
Congratulations everyone on a great Rocky Bowl Season. See most of you next year!
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Soooo, where is 2nd place? I see 1 and 1 and then 3. As a Preschool teacher I can tell you this is not correct. My daughter was dancing in the street, as by her calculation she was a shoe-in for 5th place. Maybe we should consult an accountant for the correct payout. Can we get an audit for this ponzi scheme? Looking for a fair game next year.
ReplyDeleteThis is an outrage why doesnt the Rockybowl have a playoff systme. Thake the top 4 rockybowlers and let the play it off till we receive a real champion. To lose first place by not blogging is unfair just because this rockybowl has been set up to create comments, jabs and fun we have heard for hardly anyone and it is as easy as clicking a comment button.
ReplyDeleteNow is your chance to let the commissioners who you feel and who should win the rockybowl.
Is it right to lose in a tie for lack of involvement?
Speak now Goodbye
Rocky
I still their is a tie. The post from a spouse should not count in the total which puts them both at 22.
ReplyDeleteIf we're counting spouse blog posts as tie breaking criteria then Ohio State should have been the Big 10 Champion. You see Carol Tressel is a regular poster at "AroundtheOval.com" and "TheMenofScarletandGrey.com" along with serving at the admin of the little known blogspot, "SexySweaterVests.com."
SuePa, on the other hand, has had trouble posting. She can't figure out how to get her state of the art 5.25 inch disk drive to read her IBM Punch Cards.
Holy shit, what a Rocky Bowl! Too bad OU offense forgot the field was 100 yards instead of just 90. Not OK!
ReplyDeleteVicki, always a believer in the big 'O'...(Ohio State & OU) took one for the team.
If my title stands, I would like to donate $100. to the RockyBowl 2010 party (we hope to be there to eat,drink and smoke it!)
Congrats to all!
Kurt 'half-time (but now maybe 1/4 time with the win)' Schlicker
Not-so-Anonymous Brady 'Oven Mitts for Hands' Wiebeck sez....
ReplyDeleteSpeaking on behalf of the other Nebraskans on here, I'd say GO FOR TWO!!!
Congratulations to all the Rocky Bowl winners, losers, and whiners! ha! I suppose this way is as good a way to have a winner as anything the BCS could come up with.
As far as blogging on here, I wonder if something along the lines of message board would seem more 'user friendly'. It might be easier to follow comments and strings of thought about what is going on. It could also be used year-round or certainly throughout the football season itself. Not sure if it could be kept Spam free or not.
And here's a warning shot across the bow.....Thinking real hard about coming out to the Pacific Blue Skies of Seattle in 2010 when the Huskers invade to take on the Huskies.....hey, it is huskies, right, and not Huskiettes???
Keep your powder dry!
Brady
I really feel cheated out of first place because someone blogged one more time then me.
ReplyDeleteIt is because I am an unknown? I actually had more wins, 21 to 20.
I believe its fair to call a tie and split the 1st place and 2nd place money.
Was blogging a criteria for breaking a tie? Or was this just made up at the end?
I am very surprised as I would think Kurt and others would be at how this is being decided.
Terry
I know my prevous comment sounds like I am upset. I am really not. It would only be a difference of $125, however it’s the principle.
ReplyDeleteI really enjoyed the Rockybowl a lot. I look forward to actually winning alone next year and avoid this dilemma.
Thank you to all the commersioners and everyone else that was involved in putting this together.
Terry . . . again
Time for the First annual Rocky Bowl Mud Wrestling Tie Breaker. Each findsind a babe, String bikini. Lots of mud, and booze Rocky Bowl Committee decides winner.
ReplyDelete"Imposter Zagfan"
Since there was no stated tiebreaker, only fair things to do is flip a coin. Going forward, when the tiebreaker will of course never be needed again, it should be number of total wins, with 2nd tiebreaker being whoever won the most points from New Year's day forward.
ReplyDeleteI was not sober when I made my pix this year and had my best finish ever. Just a heads up to any of you who are struggling out there.
Roby
FLASH FLASH FLASH FLASH
ReplyDeleteUndercover reporting just found ouT, the poster who is counted as Half time's wife is not really his wife.
Vicki states "We do the dirty deed together and we have been living together for nearly 20 years and I do have a ring but the SMUCK has never said "I Do".
We need the money go buy new shoes for the triplets and grain for the cow. I am so sorry but "SHOW US THE MONEY"
This undercover reporter will continue to dig deeper into this posting scam to see what else can be discovered. Where will this end?
Terry,
ReplyDeleteHalf Time has stated if he is the lone winner he will donate $100.00 to the Rockybowl party next year.
How much can you offer to get the indivual title of the Rockybowl winner? $250 or even $300.
This committee is loves corruption and bribes.
What is the big suprise? The BCS doesn't really have a playoff system either. It's not like the top 4 teams get to go head-to-head to determine the overall champion. Why should we be any different. My vote is to let first and second place finishers split the first and second place money. The only other fair option would be to let the two play a little one-on-one starting at the opponents 25 yard line. But, remember after the second possession each they must try for two on the point after attempt.
ReplyDeleteScott "underworked and can't keep the leader shirt through the night" Ericksen
This can be settled by just declaring ME the winner 'cuz I tried really hard, made my own picks and just due to poor point management, I did not prevail. I am being greatly penalized for such a small mistake. Just think, we could now have a RockyBowl TIARA to pass around from winner to winner! All we need to do is create a new rule after the fact and let me win. Are there rules in place that say new rules can or cannot be created when deemed necessary?
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness, Kurt and I feel a tie should be broken with most wines; oops, we mean wins!
Vicki 'now I am afraid' Schlicker-ish
I'd donate the entire amount under normal circumstances. However my Grandmother needs a life saving operation that she can't afford, my dog died and I can’t afford to bury him, we haven’t had any heat for that last month because the bill is unpaid, and I have no money for my next crack fix.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the Rockybowl group can take a separate collection for a bailout for me.
Terry
Still Anonymous Brady 'Can I just get my Cornhead around this?' Wiebeck sez....
ReplyDeleteTo honor this great country and our great traditions, obviously the only thing to do is have the Illinois governor appoint a winner!
The defense rest......collapses, in fact.
The winner should be picked scientifically. Obtain 8 x 10 photos of each finalist. Place them symetrically on a 4 x 8 sheet of plywood then seal them with 2 coats of polyurethane. Take the plywood to the local zoo, and set it upright facing the monkey exhibit. Leave it for 3 hours. The winner is the RockyBowler who has (by weight) the most monkey fecal matter on his/her photo.
ReplyDeleteThis, when people ask Rocky how the winner is determined, he will be able to simply answer "Shiiiitttt.........."
The Package
I agree with Vicki. The one with the most wines should win.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's the truth!!!
Sis
Ahhh The hell with it, I vote we keep the money and give Half time and terry a head start next year and double the pot that way all we screw them but we may benefit.
ReplyDeleteLets Screw the Winnners
Using postings on the blog implies a certain amount of intelligence to use this technology. No place does it say, or have I ever heard that INTELLIGENCE is needed to win the Rocky Bowl.
ReplyDeleteSHADOW
The Nate-a-lator is thrilled that Uncle Kurtie is the winner. Can I get another Christmas gift now???????
ReplyDeleteWe appreciate the Commissioners infinite wisdom and dedication to not only the RockyBowl but to serious drinking; what a fun ride it was to the finish!
ReplyDeleteWe don't necessarily want you to sound like your wives but a few of you could certainly benefit from LOOKING like your wife.
As mentioned in a previous blog, a $100. donation will be made to the RockyBowl party 2010 from the winnings of Half-Time. He is such a good guy and will be on a mission to reign supreme next year (and I will take second as he always has to be on top!).
Thanks for inviting us to play along; Kurt will take the Tebow approach and rally his peeps for total Walla Walla domination.
Kurt 'Half time (even at winning)' and Vicki 'I'll be back (and NOT afraid)' Schlicker